FAITH QUOTES

                             THERE IS HOPE FOR THE FUTURE BECAUSE GOD HAS

                             A SENSE OF HUMOUR AND WE ARE FUNNY TO GOD.

                              BILL COSBY










































                                             

FAITH QUOTES

                            THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE WORKS IN

                            MYSTERIOUS WAYS. BUT HE USES A BASE TEN

                            COUNTING SYSTEM AND LIKES ROUND NUMBERS.

                            SA

FAITH QUOTES

                         IMAGINE THE CREATOR AS A STAND-UP

                         COMEDIAN----AND AT ONCE THE WORLD

                         BECOMES EXPLICABLE.

                         HLM

































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                         IMAGINE THE CREATOR AS A STAND-UP

                         COMEDIAN----AND AT ONCE THE WORLD

                         BECOMES EXPLICABLE.

                         HLM

































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                            The gods, too, are fond of a joke.

                             Aristotle






































                               

FAITH QUOTES

                             GOD IS A COMEDIAN PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE

                             TOO AFRAID TO LAUGH.


                             VOLTAIRE




































                                 

F

                                IF THERE IS NO GOD,WHO POPS UP THE NEXT

                                KLEENEX?

                                AH





















































                            

FAITH QUOTES

                         I FINALLY FOUND OUT HOW PRIEST GET HOLY WATER.

                         THEY BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT.

                         JR








































                                    

FAITH QUOTES

                           THE LION AND THE CALF SHALL LIE DOWN TOGETHER

                           BUT THE CALF WON'T GET MUCH SLEEP.

                           WA





































                                  

FAITH QUOTES

                            THE SECRET OF A GOOD SERMON IS TO HAVE A

                            GOOD BEGINNING AND A GOOD ENDING,THEN

                             HAVING THE TWO AS CLOSE TOGETHER AS POSSIBLE.

                             GB





























                                

FAITH QUOTES

                             IT IS THE TEST OF A GOOD RELIGION WHETHER YOU

                             CAN JOKE ABOUT IT.

                             GKC


































                               

FAITH QUOTES

                               YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RELIGIOUS TO HAVE A SOUL;

                                EVERYBODY HAS ONE.YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE

                                RELIGIOUS TO PERFECT YOUR SOUL;I HAVE FOUND

                                 SAINTLINESS IN AVOWED ATHEISTS.

                                 HSK



























                                            

FAITH QUOTES

                                    GODS FRAGILE THINGS;THEY MAY BE KILLED

                                    BY A WHIFF OF SCIENCE OR A DOSE OF COMMON

                                    SENSE.

                                       CC



































                         

F

                              I'M STILL AN ATHEIST,THANK GOD.

                              LB










































                                

F

                              I'M STILL AN ATHEIST,THANK GOD.

                              LB










































                                

FAITH QUOTES

                              I RESPECT FAITH, BUT DOUBT IS WHAT GETS YOU AN

                              EDUCATION.

                              WM

































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                                     IF THERE IS NO GOD,THERE WOULD BE NO

                                     ATHEISTS.

                                     GKC









































                                 

FAITH QUOTES

                                   WE HAVE TO PRAY IN BEHALF OF THOSE WHO DO

                                    NOT PRAY.

                                   MOTHER TERESA


































                                 

FAITH QUOTES

                                  I WOULD RATHER LIVE MY LIFE AS IF THERE IS A

                                  GOD AND DIE TO FIND OUT THERE ISN'T.THAN LIVE

                                  MY LIFE AS IF THERE ISN'T AND DIE TO FIND OUT

                                   THERE IS.

                                   AC


































                                      

FAITH QUOTES

                                  I WOULD RATHER LIVE MY LIFE AS IF THERE IS A

                                  GOD AND DIE TO FIND OUT THERE ISN'T.THAN LIVE

                                  MY LIFE AS IF THERE ISN'T AND DIE TO FIND OUT

                                   THERE IS.

                                   AC


































                                      

FAITH QUOTES

                                  I WOULD RATHER LIVE MY LIFE AS IF THERE IS A

                                  GOD AND DIE TO FIND OUT THERE ISN'T.THAN LIVE

                                  MY LIFE AS IF THERE ISN'T AND DIE TO FIND OUT

                                   THERE IS.

                                   AC


































                                      

FAITH QUOTES

                         IT IS THE FINAL PROOF OF GOD'S OMNIPOTENCE

                         THAT HE NEED NOT EXIST IN ORDER TO SAVE US.

                         PTV



































                                  

FAITH QUOTES

                            WE HAVE GRASPED THE MYSTERY OF THE ATOM

                            AND REJECTED THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT.

                            ONB







































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                            WE HAVE GRASPED THE MYSTERY OF THE ATOM

                            AND REJECTED THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT.

                            ONB







































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                               CHURCHGOERS ARE LIKE COALS IN A FIRE.WHEN

                               THEY CLING TOGETHER,THEY KEEP THE FLAME

                               AGLOW;WHEN THEYSEPARATE,THEY DIE OUT.

                               BILLY GRAHAM



































                               

FAITH QUOTES

                                    PREACHING IS TO MUCH AVAIL,BUT PRACTICE IS FAR

                                    MORE EFFECTIVE.A GODLY LIFE IS THE STRONGEST

                                    ARGUMENT YOU CAN OFFER THE SCEPTIC.

                                   HB









































                                               

FAITH QUOTES

                                 A BELIEF IS NOT MERELY AN IDEA THE MIND

                                 POSSESSES;IT IS AN IDEA THAT POSSESSES THE MIND.

                                 RB































                                    

FAITH QUOTES

                       IF ONLY GOD WOULD GIVE ME SOME MORE SIGN!

                       LIKE MAKING A LARGE DEPOSIT IN MY NAME

                       AT A SWISS BANK.

                       WA












































                       

FAITH QUOTES

                               I DON'T BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY;I'M A SAGITTARIUS

                               AND WE'RE SCEPTICAL.

                               ACC









































                                   

FAITH QUOTES

                                     THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO LIVE:YOU CAN LIVE AS

                                     IF NOTHING IS A MIRACLE;YOU CAN LIVE AS IF

                                     EVERYTHING IS A MIRACLE.

                                     AE






























                                         

FAITH QUOTES

                           I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT EACH OF US WAS PUT

                           HERE FOR A PURPOSE---TO BUILD,NOT TO DESTROY.

                           IF I CAN MAKE PEOPLE SMILE,THEN LIVE AS IF

                           EVERYTHING IS A MIRACLE.

                           AE










































                                                                

FAITH QUOTES

                                     COINCIDENCES ARE SPIRITUAL PUNS.


                                     GKC









































                                        

FAITH QUOTES

                         PRACTICALLY SPEAKING,YOUR RELIGION IS THE

                         STORY YOU TELL ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

                         AG




































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                                     EVERY RELIGION IS TRUE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

                                     IT IS TRUE WHEN UNDERSTOOD METEPHORICALLY

                                     BUT WHEN IT GETS STUCK IN ITS OWN METAPHORS,

                                     INTERPRETING THEM AS FACTS,THEN YOU ARE IN

                                     TROUBLE.

                                      J CAMPBELL
















































                               

FAITH QUOTES

                          SOMETIMES YOU STRUGGLE SO HARD TO FEED YOUR

                           FAMILY ONE WAY,YOU FORGET TO FEED THEM THE

                           OTHER WAY,WITH SPIRITUAL NOURISHMENT.

                           EVERYBODY NEEDS THAT.

                            JB








































                                  

FAITH QUOTES

                                  WE HAVE JUST ENOUGH RELIGION TO MAKE US

                                   HATE.BUT NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE US LOVE ONE

                                   ANOTHER.

                                   JS










































                                   

FAITH QUOTES

                                   IT IS DIFFICULT TO MAKE A MAN MISERABLE WHILE

                                   HE FEELS WORTHY OF HIMSELF AND CLAIMS KINDRED

                                   TO THE GREAT GOD WHO MADE HIM.

                                   A.L.



































                                   

FAITH QUOTES

                                 WE ARE ALWAYS ON THE ANVIL;BY TRIALS GOD IS

                                  SHAPING US FOR HIGHER THINGS.

                                  HWB











































                    

FAITH QUOTES

                                  MY RLIGION IS VERY SIMPLE. MY RELIGION IS

                                  KINDNESS.

                                  TDL













































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                              YESTERDAY IS HISTORY,TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY,

                               TODAY IS GOD'S GIFT,THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE

                               PRESENT.

                               JR






































                                     

FAITH QUOTES

                            SOONER OR LATER....YOU ARE GOING TO BE

                            LOOKING AT GOD SAYING,'WE'RE GOING TO BE

                            LUCKY IF WE GET OUT OF HERE.' YOUR LIFE IS

                            GOING TO BE IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN YOU

                            ARE GOING TO REALISE THAT YOU'D RATHER BE

                           GROCERY SHOPPING.




                               ED BARRY















































                                 

FAITH QUOTES

                                THE LORD HAD THE WONDERFUL ADVANTAGE OF

                                BEING ABLE TO WORK ALONE.

                                KA











































                               

FAITH QUOTES

                       GOD MOVES IN A MYSTERRIOUS WAY hIS WONDERS

                       TO PERFORM.


                       W.C.











































                                   

FAITH QUOTES

                           THE TIME TO PRAY IS NOT WHEN WE ARE IN A

                           TIGHT SPOT BUT JUST AS SOON AS WE GET OUT OF IT.

                           JB






































                                 

FAITH QUOTES

                        THE WISH TO PRAY IS A PRAYER ITSELF. GOD CAN

                        ASK NO MORE THAN THAT OF US.

                        G.B.













































                             

FAITH QUOTES

                           AN HONEST MAN IS THE NOBLEST WORK OF GOD.

                           ALEXANDER POPE









































                                 

FAITH QUOTES

                              CHARACTER IS WHAT GOD AND THE ANGELS KNOW

                              OF US;REPUTATION IS WHAT MEN AND WOMEN

                              THINK OF US.

                              HM
















































                                         

FAITH QUOTES

                            EARTH'S CRAMMED WITH HEAVEN,

                            AND EVERY COMMON BUSH AFIRE WITH GOD;

                            BUT ONLY HE WHO SEEKS,TAKESOFF HIS SHOES;

                            THE REST SIT ROUND IT AND PLUCK BLACKBERRIES.

                            EBB




































                         

FAITH QUOTES

                                PRAY AS IF EVERYTHING DEPENDED UPON

                                GOD AND WORK AS IF EVRYTHING DEPENDED

                                UPON MAN.

                                 FCS





















































                                

FAITH QUOTES

                            FAITH MOVES MOUNTAINS,BUT YOU HAVE TO

                            KEEP PUSHING WHILE YOU ARE PRAYING.

                            MC









































                                       

FAITH QUOTES

                                SAY NOTHING OF MY RELIGION. IT IS KNOWN TO

                                GOD AND MYSELF ALONE.ITS EVIDENCE BEFORE

                                THE WORLD IS TO BE SOUGHT IN MY LIFE:IF IT

                                 HAS BEEN HONEST AND DUTIFUL TO SOCIETY,THE

                                 RELIGION WHICH HAS REGULATED IT CANNOT BE

                                A BAD ONE.

                                THOMAS JEFFERSON
























































                      

FAITH QUOTES

                                SAY NOT,'I HAVE FOUND THE TRUTH,' BUT RATHER,

                                'I HAVE FOUND A TRUTH.'

                                 KG



















































                                     

FAITH QUOTES

                           BELIEVE THOSE WHO ARE SEEKING THE TRUTH;

                           DOUBT THOSE WHO FIND IT.

                           A.G.

FAITH QUOTES

                                RELIGION IS WHAT KEEPS THE POOR

                                FROM MURDERING THE RICH.

                                NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
























































                     

FAITH QUOTES

                                   THE BELIEF IN A SUPERNATURAL SOURCE OF EVIL IS

                                    NOT NECESSARY;MEN ALONE ARE QUITE CAPABLE

                                    OF EVERY WICKEDNESS.

                                     JOSEPH CONRAD
































                                       

FAITH QUOTES

                                 I THINK VITAL RELIGION HAS ALWAYS SUFFERED

                                 WHEN ORTHODOXY IS MORE REGARDED THAN

                                  VIRTUE.THE SCRIPTURES ASSURES ME THAT AT THE

                                  LAST DAY WE SHALL NOT BE EXAMINED ON WHAT

                                 WE THOUGHT BUT WHAT WE DID.

                                  B.F.




















































                                              

FAITH QUOTES

                                  I CONCEIVE THE ESSENTIAL TASK OF RELIGION TO BE

                                  'TO DEVELOP THE CONSCIENCES,THE IDEALS AND THE

                                   ASPIRATIONS OF MANKIND'.

                                    RM









































                                     

FAITH QUOTES

                                 THERE IS NO NEED TO GO TO INDIA OR ANYWHERE

                                  ELSE TO FIND PEACE.YOU WILL FIND THAT DEEP

                                 PLACE OF SILENCE RIGHT IN YOUR ROOM,YOUR

                                 GARDEN OR EVEN YOUR BATHTUB.

                                  EKR













































                                  

FAITH QUOTES

                          THE DEVIL CAN SITE SCRIPTURES FOR HIS PURPOSE.

                           WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE













































                                

FAITH QUOTES

                                    IT'S FAITH IN SOMETHING AND ENTHUSIASM FOR

                                   SOMETHING THAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING.

                                   OWH



















































                                  

FAITH QUOTES

                               IN THE NAME OF GOD,STOP A MOMENT,CEASE

                               YOUR WORK,LOOK AROUND YOU.

                               LEO TOLSTOY




















































                                     

FAITH QUOTES

                              GOD MADE TRUTH WITH MANY DOORS TO

                              WELCOME EVERY BELIEVER WHO KNOCKS ON

                              THEM.

                               KG










































                               

FAITH QUOTES

                             GOD IS NOT A COSMIC BELLBOY FOR WHOM WE

                             CAN PRESS A BUTTON TO GET THINGS DONE.

                             HEF









































                               

FAITH QUOTES

                            THE FACT THAT I CAN PLANT A SEED AND IT

                             BECOMES A FLOWER,SHARE A BIT OF KNOWLEDGE

                            AND IT BECOMES ANOTHER'S SMILE AT SOMEONE

                            AND RECEIVE A SMILE IN RETURN,ARE TO ME

                            CONTINUAL SPIRITUAL EXERCISE.

                             LB



































                                

FAITH QUOTES

                           AS FAR AS WE CAN DICERN, THE SOLE PURPOSE OF

                           HUMAN EXISTENCE IS TO KINDLE A LIGHT IN THE

                           DARKNESS OF MERE BEING.

                           CARL JUNG


































































                                                

FAITH QUOTES

                                WE'RE HERE FOR A REASON.I BELIEVE A BIT OF THE

                                 REASON IS TO THROW LITTLE TORCHES OUT TO LEAD

                                PEOPLE THROUGH THE DARK.

                                WG







































                                      

FAITH QUOTES

                                   IF GOD CAN WORK THROUGH ME,HE CAN WORK

                                   THROUGH ANYONE.

                                   SFOA


















































                                       

FAITH QUOTES

                              THE GODS HELP THEM THAT HELP THEMSELVES.

                              AESOP


























































                                   

FAITH QUOTES

                               WHAT IS FAITH WORTH IF IT IS NOT TRANSLATED

                               INTO ACTION?

                               MAHATMA GANDHI












































                                      

FAITH QUOTES

                          EVERY CHARITABLE ACT IS A STEPPING STONE

                          TOWARD HEAVEN.

                          HWB






















































                              

FAITH QUOTES

                           HOLINESS IS NOT THE LUXURY OF A FEW.IT IS

                           EVERYONE'S DUTY,YOURS AND MINE.

                           M.T.









































                                    

FAITH QUOTES

                                 THERE'S NOTHING WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE,OLD OR

                                  NEW TESTAMENT,THAT SAYS,'IF YOU BELIEVE IN

                                  ME,YOU AIN'T GOING TO HAVE NO TROUBLES.'

                                   RC








































                                

FAITH QUOTES

                                    FAITH IS TAKING THE FIRST STEP WHEN YOU

                                    DON'T SEE THE WHOLE STAIRCASE.

                                    MLK,JR.



















































                                 

FAITH QUOTES

                           GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE

                           THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE,THE COURAGE TO

                           CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN,AND THE WISDOM TO

                            KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

                            RN














































                             

FAITH QUOTES

                         YOU ASK:WHAT IS THE MEANING OR PURPOSE

                          OF LIFE? I CAN ONLY ANSWER WITH ANOTHER

                          QUESTION:DO YOU THINK WE ARE WISE ENOUGH

                          TO READ GOD'S MIND?

                          FD











































                                    

FAITH QUOTES

                          CAN YOU SEE THE HOLINESS IN THOSE THINGS

                          YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED---A PAVED ROAD OR A

                          WASHING MACHINE?IF YOU CONCENTRATE ON

                          FINDING WHAT IS GOOD IN EVERY SITUATION,YOU

                          WILL DISCOVER THAT YOUR LIFE WILL SUDDENLY BE

                          FILLED WITH GRATITUDE,A FEELING THAT NURTURES

                          THE SOUL.

                           HSK















































                                 

FAITH QUOTES

                             I HAVE AN EVERYDAY RELIGION THAT WORKS FOR

                             ME. LOVE YOURSELF FIRST,AND EVERYTHING ELSE

                             FALLS INTO LINE.YOU REALLY HAVE TO LOVE YOURSELF

                             TO GET ANYTHING DONE IN THIS WORLD.

                             LB


















































                            

FAITH QUOTES

                            THIS ONLY IS DENIED TO GOD:THE POWER TO

                             UNDO THE PAST.

                             AGATHON














































                           

FAITH QUOTES

                         WE MUST RESPECT THE OTHER FELLOW'S

                         RELIGION,BUT ONLY IN THE SENSE AND TO THE

                         EXTENT THAT WE RESPECT THE THEORY THAT HIS

                        WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND HIS CHILDREN ARE SMART.

                         HLM










































                           

FAITH QUOTES

                             TREAT THE OTHER MAN'S FAITH GENTLY;IT IS ALL HE

                             HAS TO BELIEVE WITH. HIS MIND WAS CREATED FOR

                             HIS OWN THOUGHTS,NOT YOURS OR MINE.

                             HSH